Love: Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years....

By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 279

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 987

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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You deserved it 4 005

catchyscreename 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:10

Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.

andyn 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:13

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

Comments

Music_rocks 7

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:08

I love Blue October, but I don't think you should quote from songs as your FB status or whatever other websites. You're upset, I get that, but what you should be doing is coping with this in a better way. Showing your emotions on the internet is usually asking for trouble. Your friends didn't act very nice though and neither did your ex but that's not your problem. OP, I really hope you feel better soon.

RPGod 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:10

She zinged ya good.

HondaGirl2010 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:14

LOL Your ex is funny =]]

gargoyle666 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:17

Women have orgasms? Who knew? Who cares?

voveraite 7

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:23

Trolling attempt fail :D

gargoyle666 5

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:23

Because of course expressing an opinion is classed as trolling.

shaZamy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:22

wow what a bitch. good thing you broke up with her bitch

cherlana32 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:27

Lyric statuses are only ok if they have nothing to do with what you are feeling/are amusing. Emo ones are just irritating as ****.

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:29

@44 That was intense.

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:34

Your girlfriend is probably just a bitch. Sorry kid.

SDguy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:34

YDI. grow up dude !! if there's something any woman can say to make us feel bad is That we suck on bed. if you thought your FB status would get her back your such an Idiot. good luck next time. Block her from your FB right away, it's just gonna get worse...