By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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andyn 0

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

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kriszillaaaa 0

aww :( but ill be honest i totally LOLed

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byaaah 0

lmaoo YDI for listening to jock rock and then posting it on your facebook... if you're gonna use lyrics try to make them deep... also, clitoral stimulation often helps. don't be afraid to use your hands.

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nrc 0

How 'bout posting a joke instead? People love jokes! Then people will "like" it with you!

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wowthanks123 0

Oh man that must have made it worse. If she dumped u then she should just leave u alone instead of insulting you. I hate when exes do that. It's like u broke my heart so why do u need to make it worse on me. I feel for u :(

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ogiantmanz 0

YDI, like a lot of people are saying, for listening to the worst music. lame.

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djb23 0

mannn **** you guys I like that song ill admit it

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bffsaslut2 0

HAHAHAHAHA! that's hilarious, but i am sorry for her breaking up with you. Lol

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kukopia 0

YDI for publishing your personal emotions on a medium you share with the whole world, including your parents. YDI for not considering something might go wrong. YDI for not giving her an O.

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