Love: Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years....

By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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catchyscreename 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:10

Oh. DAMN you totally walked into that one.

andyn 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:13

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

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MagicMarker 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:40

YDI SO HARD. Actually make an effort to please your girlfriend, you selfish prick.

luvs2splooge42 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:59

YDI for being friends with your mom on facebook and for being an emo little ****

jawjuhh 6

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:15

PWNED!! Eeheheeee, what your ex did sounds like something I would do xD So, from experience, YDI selfish liddo twat :|

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:23

You deserve it, but not for listening to terrible music. I don't even know who the **** Blue October is (even though they do sound pretty terrible). No, you deserve it for putting lyrics as your god damn status. I cannot stand people who use lyrics others wrote for themselves. It's just so damn lame. Like putting lyrics in your AIM profile. Don't even get me started on that.

plexico 3

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:30

In baseball terms, you served a big, fat meatball over the middle of the plate and your ex-girlfriend knocked it out of the ******* park! That's a walk-off grand slam! A girl with a sense of humor like that doesn't need to be with a whiny-ass bitch like you. What's her number?

AlexZB 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:39

YDI for putting song lyrics as your status

cherry_blossom 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:15

That's lame. I put quotes as my status sometimes...they're uplifting quotes, but I think the OP should feel free to express himself any way he feels.

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:41

What's wrong wit puttin lyrics as ya Facebook status....I currently have Blue October's "Blue Skies" lyrics as my status...... ..."Blue skies. Calling on blue skies. Don't take them away boys. Don't take them away. 'Cause I'll never stop. Lovin' my..."...

Unregistered 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:04

and thats why you have no friends and your self esteem is low :)

PhinsGirl 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:27

My status is usually "Life's like a jump rope"! Always a pleasure to find fellow Blue fans!

pinklemons 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:51

boom roasted.

foryoublue94 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:08

That's why facebook sucks and you shouldn't use it. especially not to express yourself when you're depressed. XD And maybe your mom liked it for the lyrics before your ex-girlfriend commented. Delete it and block her because she sucks and seems to be a frigid bitch.