Work: Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 10:46 - United States

Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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By bad boss - 03/04/2018 01:30

Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML

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By KLM - 14/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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By confused - 02/09/2010 21:09 - Canada

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML

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ItsEdible 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 16:03

I would've been confused too OP.

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 16:04

You'd think someone named Gaye would be used to that reaction by now, and would introduce herself as "Gaye Smith", or "My name is Gaye. "

Comments

cyc10n3 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:32

@45 well I didn't and OP didn't either

SamanthaJoe 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:41

lol that's akward..

iheartglasses 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:44

This was great! Haha!

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:59

I moderated this! I'm so proud. :') ....anyways, I have to agree with the half billion of people that thinks you shouldn't expect her to come out of the closet just for you. :P You self-center *****!

TitDirt 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:11

Well at least it wasn't a baby...

zenti 2

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:13

This is a situation where it's always safe to respond, "Hi, nice to meet you! I'm _____."

TitDirt 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:40

Your name is "_____"? Well that's just odd.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:45

They were named after Santa's reindeer.

TempestRain 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 20:16

nice!

Judus_beej 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:25

that is almost as funny as my co-workers response to a farewell from a customer it went like this: customer "peace in the middle east." my co-worker "you too..." I've never laughed so hard in my life and to this day if I'm feeling down that comes to mind and leaves me in stitches.

Kua_Mei 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:01

I don't get it. ;-;

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:32

Was this a a Wal mart? My managers name is Gaye. When I first started working there, I was confuse lol

lol_ironic_life 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:45

It was an honest mistake and at least you had a positive comment! :)

Obecny75 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:45

Im calling fake on this one. No one is going to start a job interview with stating their sexual orientation. Plus the OP's response of "aww, its ok, I support you" seems childish and rude. and if this IS real OP is just a dumbass.