By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

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Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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SPC117 5

Instead of "DUMP THAT *****" I'm going to go with a more elegant "ditch that bitch"

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savona01 7

That sucks! It happen to me....with my wife! While I was out of town for Training...

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every1luvsboners 11

She found a pinch hitter that can cover all the bases.

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kawaiianime 5

Top 100 ways to find out your girlfriend is cheating on you...

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midnightxloner 1

What are the other 99

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MrSexyPants 14

Finding a man hiding in your closet

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lustheart 7

Find a used condom in her trash....you had a vasectomy.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

To actually walk-in on her having sex someone that's not you. Worst part about that, she tells you to close the door..

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white16sox 19

Finding a used condom in her room... you're still a virgin.

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turtleomnom 0

how is it that he didn't know who was in the house. you'd think that he'd at least see the guy leave the house...

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Isoldael 27

Maybe her dad came into the house after the guy was already there, and left before he came out of the room? And hearing sex sounds probably made him think it was his daughter's boyfriend (and unlike 90% of the FML parents, didn't barge in without knocking :p).

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ryanst 7

Time for my favorite solution to problems like this. I call it the "Smack-a-bitch" method.

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TheDrifter 23

Are you going for the new King of the Smackaho tribe title? Might be tough to get it away from Chris Brown.

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stangbabyxo4 7

Aw, time too move on!

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The_Mooinator 4

hopefully he somehow misheard, but that still sucks.

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neverenoughtime 0

Out of curiosity what if her dad was either trying to find out if his daughter was sexually active or just didn't like you and knew the one thing that would split y'all up

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imcutefml 0

Im going to use that >:) troll win

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howbout_thisone 13

Time to move on dude, not worth stickin with someone who isn't going to stay true to you when you're not around.

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Freeze_fml 16

Explain to her dad how she's a cheating bitch.

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