By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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blackllama 0

Just pretend it never happened. It's her fault, then again in 40 Years if he/she wants to meet you, your screwed.

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Bewitched_fml 0

dude they have things called DNA testing so they will know who the dad is if they don't know who it is already

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seanseansean321 0

if some chick did that to me. I'd punch her in the face so she pull away. I ain't having no kids. lol

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epicenur 2

that's not your life, that's an old joke that went arround my school

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sillypiper 0

well written and planned out. we should hang out more.

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freestyle95 0

hahaha that sucks for u looks like u need a bottle of wine sleeping pills and a metal close hanger haha

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brieholt 0

dude you kinda deserved that one you should never use the "pull out method" in any situation you hear the phrase "a dab will do ya"?

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