By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
You deserved it 1 824

Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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You had drunk sex with a girl you barely knew... Even if pulling out was an effective method of birth control, haven't you ever heard of STDs?

ohhhhshizzz 0

#542: WHY THE **** WOULD IT BE MADE UP? THIS IS MONTHS AGO BEFORE THIS SITE GOT REALLY LAME. SO STFU, YOU RUIN THINGS. #537: who cares if you support darwin, who cares. dudeeee, why would you have unprotected sex. whats up with that?????? for reall, HIV/AIDS, herpes, preggers. come on all that shit can RUIN your life. jack ass, YDI.

bluebunny289 0

That's what you get for having sex with no protection; however, the woman shouldn't have forced you stay inside.

I wouldn't freak out about it quite yet. It's possible that what she yelled was just part of her repertoire of dirty talk. Some people are really aroused by such things.

congratulations your life is now ****** up

0hh_snap 0

Omgsh, this is truly my favorite fml. YDI but omgsh, a great laugh. I posted this on myspace. Feel special.

lol y did u do it in the first place u ****** dumass