By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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She's crazy, probably 16 yr old and her grandmother is 42. The 80% effectiveness number is a fraud. Doing nothing is prolly 75% effective. Otherwise they'd all be pregnant. And I would bet first timers pulling out are not 80% effective. Planned Parenthood is a pseudo-political organization and prolly has to say stuff they don't want to to get their funding. Religious folk (and their politicians) promote pulling out and the rhythm method for various reasons to everyone else's peril. OP: Bad move, but good luck.

That will teach you not to have unprotected sex with strangers, idiot.

Okay, technically you might not have to worry about this. Unless you gave her any of your contact information you're fine because you might not ever see her again. Even if the crazy shows up demanding you be her baby's father, she has to prove biological paternaty, which you might be able to refute rather easily because it was a one night stand, and god knows how many unfortunate souls she's done this to. I wish you the best of luck in whatever happens you poor boy.

Hahaha...should've given her a strawberry shortcake ...Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't know what that is...it's gross but funny

That's HILARIOUS "got you for 18 years" - http://lifehasnoscript.blogspot.com

AntiChrist7 0

at least you got laid, and she probably goes down on multiple men a day to get pregnant. Chanches you are the dad (if she is pregnant) are small, chances of getting an std are way higher

smurphy1221 0

hahahaha that sucks what a crazy psycho bitch

Redweezl 0

did you try punching? holy crap. lol i usually try and give at least a 2 to 5 second warning of what im about to do... thats enough time to counter whatever she has planned... FYL