By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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ROBOYAK 0

idon't see how this is your fault, i feel you bro, i feel you

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TheBrunetteDevil 0

lol. that must suck. this is my favorite fml though, so sad. u shoulda just used protection, no offense, but u wouldnt be in the situation of being a 'babies daddy' as the drunken girl put well.

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Xodus_LT 0

RC and several commentators are the biggest idiots of this forum. Pull out is not a proper technique for contraception - so please stop debating on that. Even if it is a small chance of pregnancy, its still a chance. far greater than using a condom or birth control.

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kyle777387 0

push her down the steps. then youll be ok

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nonayyme 0

AHAHAHHAHHA. dude. you're life is ******.

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idku 4

"...I had drunk sex with a girl I barely know..." that automatically gets a "you deserved that".

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P6D0T9 0

Use other holes next time you are in that situation...

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Scoochie 0

if she is pregnant ... that kid will have a ****** up life.. 'Today I discovered that my mom forced my dad to get her pregnant. My father never wanted me. FML.'

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