Health: Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also...

By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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nabzilla 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:23

ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

ash92_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:46

'wow, my life isn't ******, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty ****** at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the **** over it. sooky little bitch.

Comments

melasaurus 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:03

definitely fyl

bahamamama25 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:12

OMG! this just happened to me last week! SUCKS!!!

purplemnm 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:13

I findz mah bucket!! but it haz barf init...;(

1sarcasticmind_fml_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:16

wow. big deal. I'm sure the majority of the ppl on the page have dealt with something close to that...grow up.

xFaust_fml 12

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:19

It happened to me. Except that I had so much fever that I was delirious, so I don't remember the worst of it. I distinctly remember that it was easily one of yhe worst nights of my life though =) Couldn't eat much for more than two weeks after that. So I agree OP, it really sucks, but it's not really unique, if you see what I mean.

piping_hot_boii 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:24

damn that sux mate. and how the *** did he deserve it?? People who YDI vote for no reason, have no life

trillian_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:28

at least you HAD a bucket

perdix 29

Sunday 21 February 2010 14:55

And a toilet. . . that worked -- LUXURY!

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:39

Boohoo, you must be the ONLY person on the planet this has ever happened too! No, seriously. That's awful! How can your life go on? You may as well give up because it's all downhill from here. /sarcasm

lo54 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 14:04

honestly if he had food poising today he wouldn't have been on fml.... when I had the 24 our flu I threw up 10 times from 1 in the mornin till 5 in the afternoon!