By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
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nabzilla 0

ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

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ash92_fml 0

'wow, my life isn't ******, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty ****** at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the **** over it. sooky little bitch.

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Mandy_fml 0

Repeat - a girl posted one exactly the same as this a few weeks ago.

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mzhonesty 0

If I posted that I had the flu, does that mean that no one else can get the flu and post about it, either? Quit being a bitch, this shit happens a lot.

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fisheatsbear 6

this sounds alot like that one girl that was on her period AND had food poisoning and had fluids from THREE holes. I think she wins... or doesn't win.

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Osakhomen 0

Um, yeah that's what happens when you get food poisoning... Yeah, it's sucks but it happens to a lot of people.

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lilalfredo 0

That's not terrible... it happens to the best of us. But still, that's wack.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

pfft, atleast you had a bucket to puke in. Try ******** and the puking into the same toilet with all the the puke making shit-water splash up in your face.

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