By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.

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OppositesAttract_fml 0

Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P

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tehukiso 0

# 3, 16, 19 are right

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jezus_crist 0

awesome! especially if the prosecutor was female

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ChocolatexGames 0

haha! its ok, you live. but that we be win if they prosecutor was a female.

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smiley_girl 0

it'll be funny one day, haha, for you too I meen.

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mawile 0

Are you a defense attorney and is your name... Phoenix Wright? XD Just kidding.

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aback 4

And s/he starts off with a bang! Don't worry--you'll still be telling this story 20-30 years from now when you're rich and successful, only then it will be funny to you, too.

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nike1 0

#8: ROTFLMMFAO: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Moms ******* Ass Off ? ;)

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happypenguin7293 0

thank u for clearing up what that m was! haha:)

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Capnstinkfoot 0

Mughahaha sounds likel aw school $$$$$ well spent or perhaps a freudian slip?

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FurrTrap 0

Perfect opener! Did you make them an offer they'll never forget?

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