Kids: Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school...

By Parenting... - 27/08/2013 04:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Uproar - 17/10/2012 23:00 - Iceland

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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Narcissist Mom

By ItsYou - 22/11/2023 10:00

Today, my coworker was going on and on about how her son was nice and got good grades but that she needed to find him a therapist because he's too shy in class, and how she didn't want her friends to think badly of her. She's a counselor. I sat in silence for almost an hour, because all I could think was, "WTF? Poor kid." FML

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Foot meet mouth

By goodjobme - 23/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was at church with some friends and our counselor, who had recently came back from Taiwan. I was born there and love to visit, so I immediately exclaimed, "How lucky!" A few seconds of awkward silence later, he said, "I was visiting my dad who was just diagnosed with cancer." FML

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Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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vucui 21

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:06

It could always be worse.

ImGucci 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:11

He could have said "AIDS" or "******"

Comments

singer0421 32

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:36

That's better than if he yelled out ****. I mean, he may recognize the word but not understand what it means.

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:24

It's funny how in our society, a word that means sex is considered more disturbing than a word that describes our biggest killer of people.

Chubgatti 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:49

Atleast he's learning!

schadenfreud 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:54

pretend he's astrologically inclined

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 27 August 2013 21:48

Best response I've seen for this FML. Well done.

QueenMichael 16

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:06

At least you don't live in The Netherlands, where that word's a swear.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:41

Whoa! Seriously?

LittlestPrincess 21

Tuesday 27 August 2013 17:18

Yes. And yes, it's also shocking for loads of fellow Dutchspeakers.

idiotboy 7

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:08

Hey man, I would rather have my son saying cancer than ****

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:10

Better than him screaming out an STD, I've got to say. GONORRHOEA!! SYPHILIS! GENITAL WARTS!

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:11

The funny thing is that the OP's son is 35.

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:45

Hahahaa, that could certainly be a problem...

Cadillac4427 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:38

it could of been worse, such as.yelling "cancer" in room full of patients going through chemotherapy. its not as horrible as you made it out to be.

dinagdotphoto 13

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:54

I think the age of your son is a very important detail you've left out, OP. Other than that, i don't think you need to worry to much. In a classroom full off college students, a young kid could've picked up words a lot worse than 'cancer'.