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By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

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By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2015 12:16 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML

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Top comments

Wizardo 33

Thursday 12 September 2013 9:02

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

bellydancer82 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 9:04

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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Not_Impressed13 9

Thursday 12 September 2013 23:41

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

SBXT 5

Thursday 12 September 2013 23:54

Did he say "wow girl u taste finger licking good"

Memen88 16

Friday 13 September 2013 0:04

You obviously wanted it therefore its not an FML but a you totally deserve it

artecs 7

Friday 13 September 2013 2:12

But if they want a "you deserve it" doesn't that make it a FML as it is so low as to want a YDI on FML? I'm so lost!!!

hurley12 30

Friday 13 September 2013 0:44

Well... That seems like your choice to do so. YDI

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 13 September 2013 1:16

Either this happened at work or shortly before/after.

artecs 7

Friday 13 September 2013 1:20

Sounds like someone wanted a Promotion/Job... Show me your chicken deboning skills in the back room! "Hat included" makes this sound like a brag not a plea for pity.

boo714 15

Friday 13 September 2013 1:54

funny mental pic lol

NikkiAmber09 12

Friday 13 September 2013 1:54

Why is this on here? I had sex with my coworker from Taco Bell and you don't see me bitching.

pwnman 33

Friday 13 September 2013 1:55

Well you chose to do it...

Sick_Nature 11

Friday 13 September 2013 2:50

White or dark meat?

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