By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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iajm02 13

Unless your pregnant/They sucked, I don't see why it would be so bad

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SteveOMcBeaveO 2

So after trying the new boneless fried chicken..OP remarked, " I actually find the lack of bone rather unsatisfying" Apparently the cashier provided a remedy for the young miss..

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yscpunkchick 14

Well at least you could use the grease off his uniform as lube.

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NightHawk387 22

He gave her the chicken, but she gave him the breasts and thighs.

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sunnyray812 42

If you didn't like it, you didn't have to do it.

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DmundZ 4

Clearly you had sex with him and chose to. How is this a fml. Your just a dirty ho bag

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munny_fml 7

Whoa everyone lookout we got a badass over here ;)

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Wonder_Woman9932 5

were you that hungry? I think Mc Donalds is cheaper.

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