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By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 811
You deserved it 74 092
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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catanita 18

I'm confused. Who was wearing the uniform, you or the guy?

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drshn 22

Well somebody likes both boneless and bone(r) chicken. was juicy enough.

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guttedbrit 26

Love how you judge a guy by his uniform. And maybe you should have avoided having sex with him if it was so repelling.

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LegolasPrincess 10

Why did you come to FML of all places? Cause you're not gonna get any pity here.

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LegolasPrincess 10

That's true, I'm not the best at reading or feeling emotions through posts so my assumption is that the author expects for a little bit of sympathy. I apologize.

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skyeyez9 24

Its a part of their weekly special to boost sales. A Bucket of chicken plus the choice of bedding one of the cooks for $19.95.

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lotrgeek 10

Been there, done that... Gotta hate being controlled by my pussy ;)

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joopjoop 19

:0 controlled by pussy?! you're a DOG!!

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