By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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exzaclee 3

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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Comments

californialovin 5

Everything happens for a reason OP. You'll find someone better... :)

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mowmowlife 21

Nothing is ever that simple. It was simply a build up of everyone's situations and circumstances. If OP is a good guy then he may find someone better. If OP isn't that much better than his partner then she may be better off.

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californialovin 5

I was just trynaa' make light of the situation.. My badd.

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Welshite 39

At least your phone and iPod are replaceable, and the girl wasn't worth your time. I think you'll come out of it fine.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Don't worry, hopefully karma will get that bitch:)

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perdix 29

Unless he kidnapped your girlfriend, she chose to go with the other guy. The phone and the iPod are the innocent victims here. And maybe you, of course, if you didn't neglect your girlfriend.

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S4ndsurph3r 4

If she was kidnapped you should call him and say "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you want ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a particular set of skills. I will find you. And I will kill you."

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Welshite 39

...Now give me back my iPod and phone.

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Kenton1008 21

26's comment is full of awesome. That movie was pretty good.

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SenselessPattern 12

TAKEN 2 IS COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY!!!! LIAMNEESON-GASM....

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8313girl 28

Update: Taken 2 is not as good as the first. BEWARE!

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dustyb555 1

I think manning up would include not getting a bat, and handle it the way men should. Don't need weapons, just the two fist you were given.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

He sounds like a real classy guy... If your girlfriend fell for that guy, she probably wasn't worth your time.

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bach2121 13

The guy that stole them needs to be taught a lesson!

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Dcm210 19

She's not your problem anymore. but if you can prove the phone and ipd are yours, call the police.

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_krystallynn_ 11

go get them back. show him your not going to be pushed around like this, its not right.

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Rommel1942 9

I'd say leave the bitch. If she doesn't respect him enough to stay then screw that. Unless OP did something majorly bad but it doesn't seem that way

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