Love: Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend....

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

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Same thing different taste

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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You deserved it 3 923

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

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You deserved it 1 593

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 858

You deserved it 3 231

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 283

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 971

You deserved it 2 411

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 008

You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 197

You deserved it 2 869

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 971

You deserved it 24 828

greenie213 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:15

Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

exzaclee 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:16

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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rebel_belle1974 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:45

I bet you miss the iPod the most huh?

JoeCool6972 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:45

Sounds like you are a pussy. BE A MAN CANDY ASS, kick his ass, get your stuff back, then spit in his face and tell him he can keep the *****!

ThePsyche 9

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:48

Tell them to take her back to the corner of **** avenue, and bitch drive.

Jinxx7 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:51

Why would u let him take your phone or iPod?I would never let anyone take it!!

flutter4 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:00

The girlfriend probably had them when he stole her

MiniHalo 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:53

Which one do you care about the most? I'd be more worried about your phone..

dawghouse7 6

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:04

Whoop his ass!

DomAce 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:20

Now you can get an IPhone 5 and a new girlfriend:D

alexlovescandy 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:21

Wow. He's good...he's real good.

marramrammar 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:32

Need to Man up! Let them do it once they will keep on doing it!

Shadow4i5 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:33

U could man up n kick his ass.....

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Same thing different taste

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

Great timing

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