Love: Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend....

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 191

You deserved it 2 916

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Same thing different taste

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 542

You deserved it 3 923

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 086

You deserved it 1 593

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 858

You deserved it 3 231

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 214

You deserved it 8 283

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 971

You deserved it 2 411

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 021

You deserved it 4 146

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 272

You deserved it 3 965

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 008

You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 197

You deserved it 2 869

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 971

You deserved it 24 828

greenie213 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:15

Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

exzaclee 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:16

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

Comments

Posthuman 26

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:35

At least he didn't roll you down a hill

lidsthesquid 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 23:52

Hmm, because that would have been the cherry on top...

irietownn 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:35

Go get your shit back leave the chick if she will leave you in the first place she ain't worth shit

JaneDoexD 8

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:56

I'd kick a bitch's ass

landeli 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:06

That sucks big 1s!!!

gmc_blossom 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:12

I'd honestly be more upset about the iPod and phone. That shit is expensive.

Nilla_Please 12

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:12

Now the question are all of those the same object?

reckless_blonde 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:22

I like how your phone was first on this list...I see how important your gf is. Hahaha

Dmeister2008 3

Monday 1 October 2012 0:09

Well if the bitch gonna leave him for a dude like that then shit she ain't worth nothin lol

darthzerg 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:22

Dude man the **** up and get your shit back, **** the bitch but dont let someone steal fron you.

kirby1964 20

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:27

I'm assuming you can get two of those back. The third is not worth getting bak.

kikimonole 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 21:30

Well now you know how to report him to the police! I might just leave the "stealing my girlfriend" part out...

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 300

You deserved it 14 749

Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 126

You deserved it 762

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 983

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 205

You deserved it 5 652

Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 586

You deserved it 323

Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 611

You deserved it 2 986

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 333

You deserved it 71 457

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 304

You deserved it 8 420

Same thing different taste

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

Great timing

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