By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 05:23 - United States

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML
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illegalbeagle69 23

At least you could wash it off, he's stuck with it in his hand.

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ElricMustang 23

That's so disgusting. I hope he gets into a lot of shit for doing that.

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weveallbeenthere 30

tell the other inmates he's a kiddie molester and let them take care of him.

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connorcaffery 9

This sounds like a shitty situation.... Am I right?

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wildsweetchild 19

Oh please! why? Why every time somebody says something about poop and issues with it this phrase comes along...every freaking time!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

When will people understand that this "pun" and variations thereof are simply NOT FUNNY?

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cryssycakesx3 22

no... you're not right. #34, it doesn't even have to be about poop.

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russfml 31

He won't get more time he will get thrown in the "hole" and less likely to get early release or bail

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kalbrek009 20

Does he think he's a monkey in a zoo..maybe he needs to be in an asylum.

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hypernugget 5

OMFG xD am I the only one that finds this funny

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chazzywazzy654 22

Your picture is just like perfect for that comment.

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nitrog100 21

You're lucky you didn't get hit with a cocktail. I'm not sure how common that actually is wherever it is that you work, but a cocktail is feces mixed with urine, blood, and semen. The checkup you have to get after one of those is a real pain...that is, on top of the experience of getting hit with one.

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Uglyfeet 23

Good for OP that it was not a cocktaily situation, just a shitty one

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brittney_taylor1 16

Couldn't you add "assult on a police officer" to his pending charges?

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creneed 3

Not sure what State you are in, but in AZ it is a new assault on a peace officer, which can add as much as a 5 year consecutive sentence.

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orbit 22

You sir, have a very shitty job. sorry for the over used pun

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False_Stupidity 41

Sorry doesn't make it better, now go to your room!

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cryssycakesx3 22

if you know it's so bad, just, why even...?

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