This immediately made me think of a monkey at the zoo

I will never be upset enough to play in my own poop. I can barely handle the fact that it happens at all. Gross.

Shutting off their water so they have to live in their own waste seems fair. I'm 100% in favor of prison reform but some of the people there are purely garbage. Make sure you're tested and up to date on your shots!!

I worked with juvenile and adult offenders in an outpatient therapy center. Some of them left pee and poo on the floors and walls, and the therapists didn't feel like supervising their clients apparently. I was never sure if it was the teens or grown men

Someone's gotta take one for the team.

Get checked for hep c

They don't tell you to watch for that sort of thing? I'd have thought it would be just about the first thing they tell new hires.

Gross! Are there disciplinary actions inside your jail? I hope so.

plot twist: you're in a zoo and the inmate is a gorilla.

Plot twist- the guy is a zookeeper and the inmate is a gorilla.