By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 09:06 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
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MidnaLink 33

He acts like VASTLY underage sex is something to be proud of.

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Zoldyck 17

It's really not that big of a deal. Not many girls want a player, anyway.

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kellyem2 20

Secret? Most people don't wind up having sex until they're in their twenties. What age you start getting physical with someone is nothing to be ashamed of. It's a matter of finding the right person which is a different road for everyone. Your brother's reaction is kind of proof that he's not ready for the kind of stuff he's doing. Hopefully he's not as awful to the person he's sleeping with. Nothing sexy about abuse.

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TheMathMajor 26

The average age for becoming sexually active is actually 17 in the U.S. So yes a lot of people start in their 20s, but a lot of other people start in their late teens.

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vikky538 28

Any any manner losing virginity at teenage is not an achievement

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deathshead 19

cant say ive ever heard someone called a cockslap before.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Does your brother also play call of duty and eat Doritos? Lol come on, OP. You're 25, don't let a little kid get you down like that.

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SammiFoxxpaw 7

Kick him in the crotch and run! Then sterilize your foot because herpes.

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nitemastr15 17

so in other words, he's an easy Douche and you're waiting for the right person

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salimes 2

hey. There is nothing wrong being a virgin and never been kissed at 25. No shame in that. As, in my opinion no shame in losing your virginity at 14. It can be because of choices or opportunites, nothing wrong. i'm sorry your supposivly love one of a brother is bullying you. Don't let his oppinion matters. Be who you are, and let life happen with a smile.

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pixierara 28

Dude, I wouldn't sweat it. He puts himself out there way too much probably and being a virgin is nothing to really be ashamed of. You'll probably turn out better in the end anyway

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CaroLouWho 10

As a twenty-year-old megavirgin, let me just say: At least it's better than being a cockslap (love that insult!) who mocks people for their sexual status. It'll happen eventually.

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