By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
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Bree12345 15

Congrats on the newborns

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Jasper1405 16

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

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BlackRogue 8

Not to mention that doctor who was in there too. OP has luxurious taste in men!

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cng903 1

Congrats on the twins. My SO is just like that. If he goes more than a day or two without sex, he turns into a huge douche. It was a huge problem after the birth of our first and lead to us breaking up for a while.

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stanjohnson 11

LOL, that is just wrong on so many levels.

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onorexveritas 23

some guys just don't understand a woman's body

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seriouscat 11

Your kids are 10 days old, why don't he help take care of the for you?

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lvg_fml 10

Have the dr talk to him. Even with a single vaginal birth you have to wait at least 6 weeks. What an insensitive jerk

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Sarahcastic 7

Your husband disgusts me. After my son was born we didn't have sex for 6 months due to pain, and he was great about that.

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kyu_Q 19

SOOOO when would you have time to have an affair when you have ten day old new borne to care for. FYL. Some men can be I sensative idiots. Congrats on the twins OP

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ama87 8

The ******** is a decent suggestion if he earned it somehow (extra diaper duty?) right up until he accused you of cheating... Hope he gets a "handle" on the situation soon.lol

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livewire1701 8

If you're married you don't need to earn intimacy. It's an expression of love not a reward like a treat for your dog.

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ama87 8

You missed the point. He is being a douche and doesn't deserve any intimacy. Helping out more might encourage her to help his selfish, insecure behavior. But ya thats just like a dog...

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sulitak 27

and just because you're married doesn't mean you automatically deserve sex either. Sex is to be a mutual thing. not just when one wants it... or feels they deserve it

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