Intimacy: Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair...

By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

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By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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Bree12345 15

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:33

Congrats on the newborns

Jasper1405 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:34

FYL, your husband should be ashamed of himself for putting sex over your welbeing.

Comments

northernlass 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:12

Imagine - this man's genes will live on in your twins now. Good thing you two decided to have children instead of using birth control, eh?

lainzilla 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:25

Wow, really, you're using "you should have used birth control" on a married couple?

jeepers_1 21

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:58

a lot of couples use birth control in a marriage... if you dont want kids right away or dont want any more what else are you supposed to do next to getting tubes tied or a vasectomy

nyf137 20

Monday 16 November 2015 4:59

Besides, that sort of behavior isn't exactly genetic.. children can be raised to be empathetic and care for others rather than only think of themselves.

AngrySailor 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:51

Careful you're not sentenced to be a "love slave" for "failing to perform your wifely duties".

theannak 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:53

The doctors say you should wait 3 months for sex anyways...

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:53

What a moron? It takes longer than 10 days to recuperate from pushing a watermelon out of a pinhole... Jerk.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:55

Your ****** is extremely sore and raw after giving birth. Its the equivalent of your husband getting a cactus shoved up his ass pain wise if you had sex so soon after giving birth.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:58

Was he not there when the doc said to wait a certain amount of time? Congrats. Tell him to use his hand if he's stressed cause with twins you two are going to be busy.

monnanon 13

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:09

a little story to lighten this fml. a father has just witnessed the birth of his child. as the nurses are finishing with his wife he askes them all long it will be until his wife is able to have sex again. "well sir" says the midwife, "it is polite to wait until we have finished stiching her first."