Kids: Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball...

By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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Twin issues

By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 09:00

Today, I got an X-ray and the nurse happened to mention the old break in my leg. Mom always said it was my twin brother who'd broken his leg. Can you see where this is going? I have now confirmed that at some point mom mixed me and my brother up, so we’ve being using each other’s names for 35 years FML

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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 23:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML

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jshsmith1995 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:48

how would finding their birth certificates help distinguish their names?

sourkrout94 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:47

hahah way to go..

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letsgobucks 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:22

what kind of parent are u? fucktards shouldn't procreate

reagle13 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:30

sorry for commenting anything at all. just offering things up. I knew that they most likely be wrong. it was all I could think of.

848901 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:34

Gotta be 1 of the worst parenting fails I've ever heard...lol

Dark_Angel003 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:46

How are you planning to explain that to them? LOL

Dark_Angel003 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:46

How are you planning to explain that to them? LOL

seni_rita 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:47

You miss, fail.

h4ppys3xym3 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:58

How could you figure that out just by looking at the birth certificates? That doesn't even make sense...

greekamericanpri 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:22

that's soooo funny made my day thanks lol

austinthebossman 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:25

just start calling them by different names. they'll catch on

care_bear_hugs 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:27

what a great mom...NOT

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