By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
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Tripartita 44

Damn, so when that mouse was bragging to me about running several miles, he was talking about ACTUAL miles?! That IS impressive.

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Adam_Power58 16

I would have loved to hear his explanation as to why they are different and what size they actually are , how does that even come up!?

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blazingshot147 19

To be fair, I would think that because a mouse is 100x smaller than me so they would have to do much more work to move a mile compared to me. Then again, I have random moments such as OPs husband so I can't say much.

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Stormcloak429 14

I personally would like to hear the explanation of how this even came up. Like, how does one naturally bring up "mouse miles" in a conversation?

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Bibblejomin 18

"Whoa, did you see that mouse run by?! It must've been going about 65 MMPH." "...what the **** is MMPH?"

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PenguinBitch 43

3 miles for a mouse is equivalent to the hobbit journey to destroy the ring.

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Tripartita 44

Damn, so when that mouse was bragging to me about running several miles, he was talking about ACTUAL miles?! That IS impressive.

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miss_fluffybutt 17

They may not be smaller miles, but they're cuter ... than your boyfriend.

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collinchildress 12

Hey props for abstract thinking. Can't hardly find that anymore

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i8cake 12

Oh he's a bright one! Good luck with explaining nautical miles to him!

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remometol 16

Well, miles are based on feet, which were based off of someone's foot, so I guess there's a bit of logic in that. But seriously people, just use the metric system..

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PinkasaurusRex 25

They are not based off of someone's foot...

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gracehi 31

They are. It used to be called "The King's foot." Trouble was, every time a new king's reign began, the unit of measurement would change, so they picked a foot and never changed it again. I must say though, that guy's foot was huge.

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Well, now I know. You learn something new every day. :)

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