By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
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Tripartita 44

Damn, so when that mouse was bragging to me about running several miles, he was talking about ACTUAL miles?! That IS impressive.

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M3DO 24

OP ask him this: What's heavier, a pound of stone or a pound of cotton?

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lulinator 40

Did you show him the video of the dumb girl who was trying to explain how long it takes to go 60 miles if you're going 60 mph? He may relate to her.

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delfino1604 24

i hope you were kidding..

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The_Ikon211 11

nope i was being completely serious. (Insert sarcasm here)

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delfino1604 24

thank gawwwwd. you worried me

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foxwithit420 19

I mean it makes sense

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braysdada24 4

He probably just means that a mile to a mouse would seem like much more than one to us

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Angeuh_fml 21

What do we know about the metric system of mices ?

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fluffycatsdad 33

Enough to know a mile isn't a metric measurement?

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deltax 8

I mean if you think about it animal miles make just as little sense as animal years.

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