By MiceMiles - 10/12/2015 12:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML
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Tripartita 44

Damn, so when that mouse was bragging to me about running several miles, he was talking about ACTUAL miles?! That IS impressive.

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TheLastCenturion 19

This is why one ought to use metric measurements. Far simpler, although he still wonder about human meters versus mouse meters.

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MandieL 27

Metric system vs imperial. It's all in what you are taught. That's like saying the whole world should speak (insert your common tongue here) because it is easier to speak. It may be to you, but not to everyone.

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FSGInsainity 15

there are like 4 countries that are imperial units, and even then they still teache both

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deltax 8

Metric is superior to imperial for many reasons, but lack of confusion with mice distances is not one of them.

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Zanquis 22

Metric system is superior on all points, and by not having a unit related to some persons body dimensions is one of the biggest benefits. Besides, only one country still uses it, but everytime it becomes important, the smart scientist and engineers calculate it in the metric system.

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Richard6036 13

I'm sorry to tell you but your boyfriends not very bright

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monagro 22

well, you do have land and sea miles being different lengths. ..

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stephenfranklin 15

sounds like he maybe has the brain size of a mouse

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tj4234 35

A mile and a nautical mile are different lengths to be fair.

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loubabe69 19

Favorited. I hope you're around him a long time.

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Tyrez 32

Worst part is that he isn't even the dumbest person out there.

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Incognico 22

I agree, just check out some FML comments ...

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Mysterious_one 26

Seriously?.. Do u speak mice language to deny the fact there is a possibility of him being tight? Distance is relative.. That's why there is so many measures for it.. Miles is not the only unit.

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Mathalamus 24

One mouse mile is 160 meters, assuming the feet is one centimetre long.

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