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By Anonymous - 30/08/2012 18:33 - United States - Auburn

Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML

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By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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By WTF? - 03/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By Puddlepop - 01/03/2016 09:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML

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By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:01

There's always gonna be a teacher like that, at least you proved that bitch wrong.

iRoc46n2 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:02

Does she still believe in an East and West Germany or one Korea as well?

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Nuttyicecream 2

Friday 31 August 2012 0:47

Serves you right OP. Teachers are sensitive to corrections.

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 31 August 2012 0:49

FYL OP. Ive been there though. Corrected my AP Biology teacher senior year and got kicked out of the classroom. I was amused.

bryan788 29

Friday 31 August 2012 0:56

This is the problem with the schools today they let muppets like this moron I assume with tenure teach our youth. If they would pay the teachers a bit more they woudl find better qualified people that are not look for a job with summers off. Good job on correcting this person

amandaaaxo 1

Friday 31 August 2012 1:00

Hahaha what a c**t ... I hate those teachers they can all suck it .. I LOVE when they're wrong though .. It's too funny lolol hahaha

mrsvonvanity 1

Friday 31 August 2012 1:11

Haha reminds me of my friends language arts teacher with a REALLY strong asian accent lol

StewieGoMad 9

Friday 31 August 2012 1:13

Thanks for fighting for us ;) ...again :D - Pilsen, Czech Republic

ode_2_jessegan 2

Friday 31 August 2012 1:35

Oh, that sucks. Same thing happened to my brother when his teacher insisted that 9/11 occurred in 2003. :/ When he corrected her, he got detention for contradicting a teacher and being disrespectful. My parents went and talked to the principal, and the teacher got in shit for it. Hope your teacher gets what she deserves ;)

elvisaaron 3

Friday 31 August 2012 1:38

Yes that's the ones teaching our future leaders ! Gotta love that.. I'd fight it.

coolbrony12 3

Friday 31 August 2012 1:43

Tell the principal. Or maybe even another teacher.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 31 August 2012 1:48

US school system for the win.

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