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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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testing_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:45

Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?

Comments

FYOURLIFE13 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:47

eat the baby.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:07

LMAO @ 224!

SweetieLish 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:59

How come everyone assumes that they weren't using protection? Just because she thought she was pregnant...no form of birth control is 100% effective. Hell...I'm pregnant right now and we were using protection. Just goes to show you that it sometimes does fail.

Stupidity_9 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:33

At least you didn't have to tell your parents you were in jail. Wouldn't recommend it.

Sunflowerkiss89 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:52

Just be careful, you might still be preggo, you can have your period and be preggo, and she'd probly still be grounded if she wasn't preggo, she isn't a virgin...and her parents know.

pinkdaisy 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:56

you can get your period and still be pregnant....go get a real test...not a silly take home one you buy at a drug store. good luck.

etantao 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:00

Go to the doctor and find out for sure, cause you CAN be pregnant and still have a couple of periods

deathbylaughter 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:45

Very, very large possibility that you're pregnant still. Incantation bleeding; Read up, nimrod.

Bucinka 5

Monday 28 December 2009 5:03

INCANTATION bleeding?! WTF is that--someone chants "Dona nobis pacem" over her uterus or something? It's IMPLANTATION bleeding, nimrod.

no_day_but_2day 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:08

That doesn't mean your not pregnant. I just learned too. [I'm nont pregnant, it was a possible explanation for pain I was in a couple days ago]. Even if your pregnant, you can get your period that first month, but not any other months. This is not an FML.

imallmessedupx 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:10

You could still be pregnant. When my friend got pregnant she had her period for the first 2 months Go to the doctors!

Atiuqol 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:35

Impossible. Pregnancy tests measure the hCG level in the womb, hCG is ONLY detected WHEN you are pregnant. You can never have a false positive, only false negatives. Either you're lying or it's not your period.