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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 03:16 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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testing_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:51

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_trimester_bleeding Sorry bleeding may be happening even if you are pregnant.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:45

Ouch, at least you can tell them the test lied?

Comments

kissintherain44 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:13

Really uncool of your parents to ground you for that instead of talking it over with you and planning what you're going to do. but now you can tell them you're not pregnant, right?

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:38

She's still grounded for having sex in the first place. OP, that sucks.

jfactor_0425 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:27

pregnant women can still get their period! Go to the doctor!

Indigo1025 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:27

Honestly, YDI for having sex young... It's not smart and is not pleasing to God

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:34

Maybe she's not Christian. :O Oh no, other religions!

Whatevers_clever 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:03

You're a moron, Christianity isn't the only religion with a God. Retard YDI YDI YDI

Schaden_freude 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:14

SEE A DOCTOR. It is possible to bleed early in pregnancy and it is also possible to bleed due to an ectopic pregnancy. At least take a second pregnancy test.

ZuraLasgeon 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:37

If you got a positive result, you're pregnant. There's no false positives. If you're bleeding, it could be either implantation bleeding, or a miscarriage. Or... you're having bleeding that is a lot like a period, but isn't. My best friend didn't know she was pregnant until 7 months (some women don't find out until they're in labor... watch "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant") because she had bleeding every month that she mistook for her period. Just... go to a doctor, and they'll give you a test to confirm. They can even give you a blood test. I'm 37 weeks pregnant right now, and RIGHT after I got my positive test, I had bleeding that I almost mistook for my period. The next day, I went to a clinic and got my pregnancy confirmed.

piousa 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 22:10

wow..considering all of these comments, i dont have much to add besides the common knowledge that is already repeated....U might still be pregnant, it might just be bleeding that is coming through. Go to the doctor....but have u not seen that show 16 'n pregnant, its not all fun and games, i think the fml part would be to have a baby when ure barely able to support your self and then you have to either quit school or do home schooling to support another life. have you thought about abortion?

StormGirl142 24

Monday 30 May 2011 5:31

Have you thought about not having sex until you're actually READY for a baby? Asshole.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:24

actually, you can get a false positive. don't listen to the women saying its impossible. http://www.wisegeek.com/what-could-cause-a-false-positive-on-a-pregnancy-test.htm not included on that website are: interpreting the results after 10 minutes (it can say positive after 10 min even if its negative) or re peeing on the stick after you get a negative result.

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:46

Yes you can get a false positive but it is VERY unlikely if she took the test correctly and read the result in the time frame recommended on the instructions. More than likely she is preggo since the odds are about 95% that the test is accurate

ZuraLasgeon 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:37

Yes... I supposed it's possible. But, it's VERY rare. Either way... I think she SHOULD listen... and go to a clinic to be save. I mean, if she doesn't listen, she might still be pregnant, and it will be a huge shock to her, and may be too late for her to do anything about or plan anything. Better to be safe than sorry.

CBentley9188 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:41

YDI Because if you are young enough to get grounded and still live with your parents, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. Have a great rest of the year :)