Health: Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's...

By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin

Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 10/05/2019 23:00

Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 06/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Witney

Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 01:27 - United States

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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FelicityWishes 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:55

Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:12

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

Comments

Yuso_Yagari 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 20:49

Bruh who wouldn't let people know that smh that's a natural response

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Tuesday 1 March 2016 20:52

Saw this one in moderation, voted it down.

Sumus125 17

Tuesday 1 March 2016 22:04

He definitely deserved it.

MC_Chrissy 6

Tuesday 1 March 2016 22:29

Did you know?

mm12344 8

Wednesday 2 March 2016 0:36

Well if there's a lesson to be learned from Leo winning its that if you whine enough you'll eventually get what you want.

BionicIce 9

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:19

Tbh it is important

MSCCG 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 2:01

To be fair, that was the bigger news.

thestoryofmylyf 20

Wednesday 2 March 2016 5:43

Come on, it's Leo ?

PulpFact 8

Wednesday 2 March 2016 6:10

If you just randomly passed out for no reason then you need to see a doctor pronto, just out of nowhere passing out is actually quite a strong sign of a brain tumour.