By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin

Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

lexiieeex3 32

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

When I heard, I just thought of the poor, dead meme. A beautiful joke dead. :'(

aliciousness116 16

Well, we can all die peacefully now that Leo has FINALLY won an Oscar! So proud of that bad boy!

Now the memes of him never winning are dead.

to be fair, you ALMOST passed out. what's the big deal?

You almost passed out at work, but didn't actually pass out, but did manage to leave work early . . . not because you had to see a doctor or go to the emergency room . . . just to go home. Without knowing whether you were sick with a fever, bumped your head or low blood sugar, it's hard to gauge how serious your almost but not quite fainting spell was. But it was apparently not serious enough to require medical care.sounds to me like maybe you wanted to come home and have your gf fuss over your almost tragic medical condition. It doesn't sound like a big deal. Your reaction implies that your GF's non-reaction to your almost but non-passing out is way more significant. I get that being " babied" when you don't feel well is nice but maybe that kind of response wasn't warranted in this instant.

JudgeComrade 17

Is that why you passed out? Out of excitement for Leo?

ShipBandMembers 9

Haha, the ad after this was about Leonardo getting an Oscar.