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haha stuff happens to me like dat, wen i was lil i dreamed i was at the bathroom peeing, wen i wake up i pissed myself
I can understand why you peed yourself. I mean, it's not like you were outside and could have peed anywhere ever.
#20 - What are you talking about? Pee on the wheel? What wheel? Like in a car?
The tire
25 - who knows how long she was holding it before the key snapped in half. I had one time where I peed myself as soon as I had entered a public restroom because I had been holding it so long looking for a restroom i just couldn't make the extra few steps And maybe she lives somewhere like in an apartment where she would have had to go down a few floors and over a few blocks before there would have been anywhere to go that she wouldn't be in few view of a lot of traffic - not everyone lives where they can just duck behind something out of site
Pee in the backyard next time
There wasn't any alternative whatsoever, dipshit? No garage, backyard, tree, woods, anything? God, man, it's called being resourceful.
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why didn't you just pee in a bush or something?