By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 899
You deserved it 13 670

Same thing different taste

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haha stuff happens to me like dat, wen i was lil i dreamed i was at the bathroom peeing, wen i wake up i pissed myself

I can understand why you peed yourself. I mean, it's not like you were outside and could have peed anywhere ever.

ILoveJace01 0

Lol awww!!! I hate it when I have to pee so bad I'm doing the pee dance, hopping like an idiot. And that has happened to me before. Fortunately, my key didn't snap. But better luck next time!

rakhil11 7

HAHAHAHA!!! and swy that sucks...

#20 - What are you talking about? Pee on the wheel? What wheel? Like in a car?

rachelbrianna25 0

WOah definitely disagree with 36! One time my key broke 2, but I went to Mcdonalds & used the bathroom. LOL!!!

cartering 0

25 - who knows how long she was holding it before the key snapped in half. I had one time where I peed myself as soon as I had entered a public restroom because I had been holding it so long looking for a restroom i just couldn't make the extra few steps And maybe she lives somewhere like in an apartment where she would have had to go down a few floors and over a few blocks before there would have been anywhere to go that she wouldn't be in few view of a lot of traffic - not everyone lives where they can just duck behind something out of site

There wasn't any alternative whatsoever, dipshit? No garage, backyard, tree, woods, anything? God, man, it's called being resourceful.