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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By Congrats to me - 24/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Canton

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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You deserved it 2 355

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By kylie18xx21 - 01/02/2013 15:26 - United States

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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You deserved it 8 144

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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Monday 13 February 2012 9:01

Sounds like a cool grandma.

disco2466 8

Monday 13 February 2012 9:01

your grandma is gangsta

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hurrican_fml 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:54

Getting drunk in church? How did she pull that off?

Here4theshow 17

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:21

A little too much communion?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Tuesday 14 February 2012 7:20

Best grandma ever!

wakachakamaka 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 8:59

Sounds like an "intervention" episode I recently watched! :s

takenover 15

Tuesday 14 February 2012 9:10

That definitely sucks but completely funny because Grandma is drunk in church. How often does that happen? Probably more than I think. Oh well.

hannahfran45 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 12:50

Swaaggg!!! Was my grandma with her?

Bullheard 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 6:49

cool grandma

chelsea3111996 0

Friday 17 February 2012 8:30

Just be glad you still have your grandma, mine died a few months ago..

KittyTheAlmighty 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 13:16

I know I shouldn't find that funny, but it made me laugh so hard.

ohboyfml22 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:48

I never knew how drunk you can get off holy water ... I'll take two shots please :)

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Today, my husband wants a divorce and will be moving out as soon as possible because he can’t stand my mother anymore. He's tired of pushing me to stand up to her, even once, so he's done and is leaving. I’m upset he’s leaving, but I’m equally as upset he’s leaving me alone with my mother. FML

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Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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Today, I realized my father-in-law is basically Ron Swanson, when at a barbecue he ate some of my daughter's vegan sausages by mistake. When I told him they were vegan, he went to the bathroom, forced himself to throw them up, then sat and demolished 4 burgers, 8 sausages, and 6 chicken thighs, "LIKE A REAL MAN!" FML

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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

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Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML

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Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time for a tampon change break!" FML

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