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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By baldintheback - 15/08/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:01

Your father... Oh, the coincidence.

ollie179 21

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:02

"Luke, I am your fath.... YAAAAAHH! HELP! HELP!"

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:13

Let's be serious, we've all tried it. Not all of us got our hair caught, but we've tried it!! Lol

muzy 23

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:14

Oh please. You wouldn't know what the force was if it were to hit you full force in the face.

chocolatepandas 2

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:14

LUKE, I AM YOUR FA-FAN! OH SHIT, FAN!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:16

The sucking is strong with this one.

tne201992 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 9:55

Giggity!

Warden1986 16

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:16

I guess you didn't know, the" force" of the fan was that strong.

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:19

Spoiler alert: So, you needed to call in Luke's grandfather.

tennisrapper1 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:10

Wait, what if it was Luke impersonating the voice of his father?

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:03

Or his sister, Princess Leia . . . oh, shit! I forgot to say Spoiler Alert!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:20

Come to the dark side. We have shorter hair.

WearingHats 14

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:58

Darth Vader didn't even have hair. This story has so many split ends!

olpally 32

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:22

Hahaha... Totally reminds me of the movie "Tommy boy" with chris Farley doing this only the hair not getting caught in the fan... Lmao, yeah, you deserve this op.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 8 August 2012 6:39

Man I miss Chris Farley.

leadawg75 12

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:25

I do that all the time so I can't really say YDI

BubbleGrunge 18

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:30

Did your Father cut your hair from the fan with a lightsaber?

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