Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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planman 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:22

you'll never eat raisins again...

LNWildcat2010 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:38

What....the...****?

Heatstreak 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:39

thats messed up but so funny at the same time lol srry. i think u shoulda left the room

mandapanda93 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:47

wtf #8?

eJ6791 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:52

DAMN!! that's gotta be some crazy kinky shit...70 years of experience right there lmao...

Stellaritsmeg 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:23

Old wrinkly skin rubbing yogether... ECK... Gross visual... I hope no hips were broken in this process... 20 minutes? Your g-pa is a stallion. Good life lesson.. NEVER sleep in their room again..

bighead999777 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:17

did u get a hard on?

Fozzitude 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:27

20 minutes? Viagra must be working

punk_21 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:05

WOW....that kinda cool...lmao....they were hust havin fun....but OMG 70....

phakov 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:50

lol, way to go grandpa!!

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