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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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green_man 0

HOLY SWEET GOOD LORD, THAT'S DISTURBING

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courtgirl263 0

yikes... that sucks ass! u shouldve 'slep walked' out

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paulinaaasaid 0

ahaha ^^^^ your fault, man. you shoulda "woken up" as soon as you heard what was going on.

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rootbeerfanatic 6

ahhh! bad imagessss!

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willma 0

the person above, WTF?! to just.. like wtf? and i feel so sorry for you! -hugs.

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yournot_myhero 0

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH #4!!!!!!! so agree! dear god. 20 mins is rocking! that old mans still got it in him, well your grandma does at least ;)!

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HotTamale092 0

20 minutes? damn! viva viagra hahahaha

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SarahP456 0

well at first when i read this, i was like eww why didn't you leave? but then i figured that i'd rather just lay still then have to deal with the awkwardness the next morning of you running out screaming lol. then everyone would feel wierd aaahahaha. either way, i'm sorry.

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