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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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brando5055 0

i bet you wish death upon the people who made viagra.

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wickedsick 0

Jesus. Have fun. That's going to leave you scarred for life.

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415chick 0

Oh shit... hahaha... that HELLLLLA SUCKS!!! DAMN!! HAHAHA ahhh sorry :x

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Kiriel 2

When my mom, her BF and I went to New Jersey, we had to share a hotel room and when they asked if I was awake, I tried to repsond but couldn't. So my mom started to give him a BJ in the same room I was in, afterwards they ahd sex. It was a couple years ago but I still can't forget... thanks for reminding me again. x_x

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davidlonghorn 0

SHANANAGANS!!!! any real person would have yawed or startled when the bed started to squeak???? either that, or u wanted to hear old people sex??????

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17Master 0

1. Get some therapy 2. Gives your grandpa props for going that long. 3. Number 2 again. Seriously

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MizzHollywood 0

creepy... that's bad granparenting if they can have sex with you around. I mean, they can wait till they don't have to share a room with you anymore... Get some therapy tho seriously...

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itsTiffany 0

I feel bad for you... don't understand how you'd deserve this anyway. FYL to the tenth power.

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Icalasari 0

FYL for having to go through that Let me guess, frozen in disgust, unable to tell them to stop?

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Misha_fml 0

I will happily contribute a small percentage of money towards your therapy.

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