Intimacy: Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They... - FML

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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:06

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Bakergirl 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 18:26

eww..i'm so sorry for you!

hippiefiddleboy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:56

you poor child while I'm all "go you" for gramps I hope you aren't to scarred

omgnooo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:46

20 min is normal!?!?!? I'm 17 and usually last at least an hour and that is just because i get bored. I have only tried to see how long i could go with my gf once and lasted 4 hrs before i was too sore to continue and she doesn't like being on top...

CoyoteOldOne 17

Friday 27 March 2009 12:24

When I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I always ask, should I accept being uncomfortable, make myself comfortable, or make the _other_ person(s) into the uncomfortable party? For instance, a loud clearing of your throat might have done wonders to shift the burden of being uncomfortable from your shoulders onto theirs.

Mpapir 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:07

lol eww, thats gross but at least ur grandparents still have a healthy relationship

suppjv 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:03

My boyfriend doesn't even last that long. He's 19. FML.

Sokrgirl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:57

This may not work but should get bak at them by having sex in their room while ther asleep. Mayb they'll have nightmares just like me and everyone else. Then do a blacklght test and blame the spots On Them

iBou_fml 4

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:18

damnnnn if it happened to me i would suicide. i cant imagine it, and i dont want to............ >_______________________>"

ClevelandRock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:49

Uhhhh, did it ever occur to you to pretend to wake up?

xiateababyx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:19

duude. #79.....i will never see someone talking about pizza or eating it without laughing my ass off x]

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