Miscellaneous: Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank,...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 13:47 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 11 386

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I had to awkwardly stand next to my ex in a grocery store because our self-checkout machines froze at the same time. Our break up was quite acrimonious so we both tried to play it cool while the attendant came to fix them. They took their fucking time as well. FML

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You deserved it 101

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

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By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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You deserved it 804

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By anime_love - 17/09/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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You deserved it 219

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 17:01

Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML

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You deserved it 924

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 030

You deserved it 3 848

By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

ckirksey 11

Monday 9 June 2014 18:27

Not the first time you've been in between them both, I'm sure.

Flowtastic 16

Monday 9 June 2014 18:27

So why didn't you just leave and come back later?

Comments

BatTurtleRanger 4

Monday 9 June 2014 20:00

so it was like an awkward ex boyfriend sandwich.

91hayek 31

Tuesday 10 June 2014 1:05

with a side of more awkward in silence sauce.

oJoy 11

Monday 9 June 2014 20:11

you kind of put yourself into that position by having stayed there

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 9 June 2014 20:29

oh man i feel for you. why bring up the past again and again?

DylanHasClass 17

Monday 9 June 2014 20:31

Small world at its finest

underthesea12 24

Monday 9 June 2014 20:55

maybe you don't need so many men

limabeans101029 20

Monday 9 June 2014 22:28

I'd hardly call two "many".

crackpotL 33

Monday 9 June 2014 21:28

Eiffel Tower?

savannaaahh 10

Monday 9 June 2014 21:45

dated so many people that they're everywhere.. lmao

Adam5858 17

Monday 9 June 2014 21:48

..........

darbmutat 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:19

Not that you had to, but maybe that was a sign to "move on..." again-gain.

hyperbeast101 1

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:37

One of them must have reported the incident too, according to the fml above.

incredared89 2

Tuesday 10 June 2014 1:25

Time to move to a new town n try to be less of a ****!

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