By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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buckdharma 37

At first I was stumped, but then I started thinking maybe he got board.

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cakefete2 30

I just hope that this incident wood be enough to cause him to turn over a new leaf.

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skyeyez9 24

Some playground sets are wooden and that is most likely how he got it. Climbing and sliding down a railing or something like that.

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bpickett18 16

Then how did it make it through his pants and underwear?

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

puts a new spin to beating wood haha

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UmmOkThen 31

The story behind that must be fantastic.

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LennyComa 39

Um...What? Splinter in the Penis. Keep this story as when he is 15 acting like a typical Moody Teen you can unleash this upon him in front of his Crush.

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msunique_me 13

0_0 Aren't I 'stumped'! However did he manage that tho?!

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