When you deuce in the urinal; it's bad. Mkay. How would you feel if somebody came into your home, mkay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mums face? Oh you think that's funny huh? Yeah that's real funny.

That's when you just leave

As someone who used to work in fast food, I'm going to say "F*** you". If it was me working there, I would have done it, faked a smile and said "Oh that's not a problem, sir. I'll be right there". But if it was me in that position, I would have grabbed some paper towels and told my idiot son "Get it out yourself and you're grounded". All you did was show him that if you do something stupid, someone else will fix it for you.

You didn't have to clean that. They had no right to make you

On one hand I vote FYL because I can't imagine how it would suck for a child of mine to do something that rude just because he thought it was funny. On the other hand, YDI for not making him clean it up so he could learn from the experience. If this kid was mine, you can bet your ass he'd be cleaning it - not me. I'd march up to the front desk, ask for some cleaning supplies and make him do it himself, and if he didn't, he wouldn't be going anywhere until it was done. And if he still refused, it would be no games, no tv, no internet, no friends, no *anything fun* for a month, rest assured. Your parenting fails when it comes to making him own up to his own mess.

Your 11 year old should have cleaned it up

You basically taught your kid that when they **** up "mommy and daddy" will fix it. Way to be. YDI.

I work at Taco Bell and it happens at least once a week. No one says anything we just get to find it and have to deal with it.

Somebody has been watching too much south park

Did you give him a spanking afterwards and confiscate his video games?