Miscellaneous: Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

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You deserved it 4 388

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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waffule365 16

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:37

Good thing you were already in the bathroom.

3rdbass 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:43

You would be a great wingmate, puking with me so I wouldn't feel alone

Comments

Catkam623 27

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:17

Moral of the story is that in a few weeks you'll be puking every morning.

musicalnoodles23 5

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:35

She just said she didn't get morning sickness often...

truth_teller23 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:06

Babies puke quite often. So, yes, OP will most likely be throwing up in the near future.

militarybrat 21

Sunday 17 March 2013 9:54

She related the sympathy puking to morning sickness. I am being hopeful this means she only will have it while pregnant, and not after like i most likely will.

MlleMC_fml 19

Tuesday 19 March 2013 4:58

Babies puke a lot, but it's not quite as disgusting as adults puking. And she won't be as sensitive as she is during the pregnancy.

Rababco 29

Saturday 22 February 2014 8:45

@58 Yeah, they generally just spit up a little and it's basically just milk.

bReLiNg 18

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:19

That's brutal. Hope you had some Altoids on you!

Thr33to16 8

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:29

What does pregnancy have to even do with this fml?

xTrepidation 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:35

I'm sorry OP that's no fun. At least you had the other person to keep you company.

sugarshane007 20

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:03

Noor, this is why you are one of my favorite commenters. You did cause me to sympathy puke however, and nothing ever tastes great the second time around.

sugarshane007 20

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:07

Puking together in the bathroom. Ah, this is a time where true friendships are forged.

peachykeenLNG 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:03

Sympathy symptoms are for the partner of the pregnant woman. Since YOU are the pregnant one, your puking would just be called puking.

noelasis94 18

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:06

This must be how the domino effect takes place.

BlackRogue 8

Sunday 17 March 2013 7:08

Noor, this isn't related, but I'm on the iPhone app so I dont have messaging... Are you really a nun?? Or do you just have a fondness for wearing nun costumes?