Miscellaneous: Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my...

By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Haggis300 - 28/03/2015 23:44 - Australia

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

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By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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abudali911 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:07

Ydi for laying all those games

npk88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:08

please get some help!

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ooohlife 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:41

WOW, that is REALLY REALLY pathetic.

Luckster 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:42

=_= Loser...

bambi114 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:56

how come ur fml isn't really an fml mine was worse and didn't get posted not fair!

broken_princess 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:14

oh my god, **** off bitching about how your fml didn't get posted. most of them don't. no one wants to hear you complaining. oh, and if you wrote your fml the way you write your comments, i'm not suprised it didn't get posted.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:40

did you reply to the wrong comment? because that didnt make sense and im curious as to who you were yelling at.

reidcamphor 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:10

wow this is sad, you need to get a life! I mean seriously wtf gets addicted to facebook games! You're pathetic.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:28

you shouldn't spend real life money of playing facebook appliction. i know it can get addictive a bit but closing down for a week is not such a major thing.