Kids: Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year...

By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 11:37 - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

hahaha your son is awesome

LMFAO_fail 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

Comments

Person1233 12

Friday 25 December 2009 23:47

2 MLIA cliches on FML, in one day? XD!

Person1233 12

Saturday 26 December 2009 2:04

... Uh, what?

lara522 0

Friday 25 December 2009 23:58

wow. does your son want presents or not?

lostfaithinpppl 19

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:15

YDI for either drinking Santa's juice or raising an idiot child. Either way you deserve it.

Tigg3r 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 4:27

how is the child an idiot? He put laxatives into Santa's drink so Santa could stay so he could probably open up all the present meant for other little boys and girls. Yes I know Santa isn't real...

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:17

santa is real, silly... hmmm hard to combine santa with a great prank. man, you got owned by an alex wanna-be.....

summer99 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:28

wow..that is definitely one smart 8 year old! you should be proud...he's definitely ahead of the game!

uguysareidiots 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:31

Has anyone else noticed the latest FML's have cliches at the end, like MLIA? gaaayyyy

TheTragicReturn 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:56

I noticed it right away, but I don't think it has a sexuality.

Squander 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:50

It's kinda strange that a kid would do that you know, ambush Santa like that. He's just chillin' in his sleigh, next thing you know, he's got the runs, and the McEarcherns down the street get a little surprise in their toilet the next day in addition to the surprises under the tree.