By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 874
You deserved it 7 741

Same thing different taste

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noidea_fml 3
LMFAO_fail 0

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

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son 1, you 0. It's probably time to tell him the truth about Santa

Never eat or drink anything a little kid gives you. They're worse than strangers at bars. I think you ought to repo his toys tonight for making Santa sick.

well....... why did you drink it instead of tossing it down the sink/toilet. but your son got you good.

He said "APPARENTLY my 8 year old...", so it's probably safe to assume that he didn't know about the laxative that was tossed into the juice.

South_Park_Shay 0

#17: The reason he didn't throw it out was because it would be like wasting money. Pour a glass of juice, you're gonna drink it.

this is the best prank EVER. someone give him a high five!

So, #20, you're never going to tell your kids about Santa?

your son is a ******* genius! I hope I have a son like that.

Your son was trying to catch Santa Claus...hopefully he doesnt get the gist that you're suffering from this! lol FYL :P