Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the... - FML

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:34

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

deeznutzismine 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:00

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Willu 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:42

Hope she enjoyed it!

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:30

lmao wow i never knew a toothbrush could make that much of a sound?!

hxcryanhxc08 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:38

wish it were my toothbrush

thisisme_5 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:30

wow!! i'd never use it again!!!!! gross:D

ne0nhana112 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 0:16

...take hers! =p

alyse0_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:11

Eww... you should secretly dip her toothbrush into the toilet.

byte_me 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:21

orgasms.... and only two cavities nice

mylifesucks97 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:21

haha i love to use the toothbrush. in fact, that's the only thing that will work lol

bionicpanda 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:24

dude 57 that is cruel; but also fricken hilarious. I'de use a habenaro pepper.

Smelly_Douche 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:42

shove that electric tooth brush up her ass and throw her out the window, thats what I say

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