By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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proudpessimist 0

is that the first time shes used it... or was it not the first?

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sohio142 0

Have a friend ********** and put his sperm in your freezer. Then you can put it on mo your toothbrush every morning... When she gets pregnant then you confront her about what you did for revenge and laugh your ass off about it!

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tinaaa_fml 0

lol man, your sister needs to be told when shes goin too far

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MisterIcee 0

**** on her toothbrush. or rub it on yer nuts.

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viiicwhoria14 0

eeew thatts ****** up. if i were you i wouldve teabaged her toothbrush and jizzed in her hair brush bc thats disgusting and maybe that wasnt the first time..

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funkefan 0

YESSSS #482! What I was thinking exactly! We have to keep all our pearly whites clean!

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hustlin365 0

haha i say u get ur parents to walk in on her while she is doing it

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Mustcomment 0

#6 you're a complete and total genius, best idea possible. Hehe, worst part is that she's prolly done it b4 and you've used you're toothbrush since (stating the obvious).

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fieldhockeyxx 0

hahhahhhahaaha wow. maybe you should get regular toothbrushes this time?

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qazqwer313 0

Oh wow you need to gather ur family and and say this You: Sara (random name 4 sis) I know what you did and you can tell mom and dad or I can. Sara: What are you talking about? You: So you wont tell them? Oh well. Mom and dad Sara used my toothbrush as a *****! Parents: Oh dear God! Sara: Uh oh. Or just do 6 after you did 57

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