Intimacy: Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room....

By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:10

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

maskedman 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:25

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

Comments

syikin 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 17:53

Horny bastard. u shud ********** over brockback mountain and make him walk in to that.

rasellersjr 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 15:27

If I walked in on that I would ignore the TV and join... That's what most men would do. ...and it's brokeback you illiterate form of pestilence.

Gneekman 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:02

YDI for not letting him watch ****. It's a perfectly healthy thing to do, and there are VERY few men who don't do it.

MysteryMan808 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:05

that's your fault for not watching **** with him

Sekococo 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:12

Maybe he want his ball/s wacked like on tv. Take out your tennis racket and do him the favor :D And for the guys that keep saying YDI am not saying **** is bad, i watched it as well even though my ex didnt like it but some people find **** to destroy a sex drive which then leads to cheating and then a divorce or addiction. so stop bitching if she dont like ****. :D

Alexandriaa 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:20

Why are you such a controlling bitch that you don't "allow" your husband to watch ****? Seriously, that's ****** up. I'd divorce your ass so fast if I were him.